Wednesday, September 5, 2007

MY Expressive and Creative Content...hehehe

Below is the end result of reporting "Terms of Service" violations to Blogger, after I reported the second round of chronic ID impersonation... (see examples, this same ID name, this time with no right-clicked/saved picture of me, on the blog links in the post below this one...note the number of profile hits on the fake versus the number in my real ID).

...followed by my "creative impersonation" of their response letter....;)

Hello,Thank you for your note.

Please note that Blogger is a provider of content creation tools, not a mediator of that content. We allow our users to create blogs, but we don't make any claims about the content of these pages. We strongly believe in freedom of expression, even if a blog contains unappealing or distasteful content or presents unpopular viewpoints.

We realize this may be frustrating and we regret any inconvenience this may cause you. In cases where contact information for the author is listed on the page, we recommend you working directly with this person to have the content in question removed or changed.In cases where the author is anonymous, please note that in accordance with US state and federal law, it is Blogger's policy to only provide a user's contact information pursuant to a valid third party subpoena orother appropriate legal process.

Blogger

Well...here is my "creative impersonation" (cough, cough)... excuse me...I mean "creative interpretation" of your words:

Hi...what us your name again?

We believe in "freedom of expression;" even if one (or more) blogger's "freedom of expression" smear campaign all over the net resulted in the oppression of YOUR "freedom of expression" and right to defend yourself, and the ability to blog anywhere, any time, without being followed shortly thereafter by "freely expressive" harrassment by the other blogger's mob in the comments section.

We have a difficult-to-find, useless "report abuse" system. This is a site at which you can bubble in an area of concern, such as impersonation, for your own amusement. This is simply to give you, our valued blogger (what was your name again?) a false sense control over your environment; and besides, people just like bubbles.

Everyone likes bubbles. We are very proud of our bubbles. People have remarked on our bubbles. Do YOU like our bubbles? Give us some feedback...we care about what you think here at Blogger. What was your name again?

In other words, we have all the power, you have none...nanny, nanny boo boo.

Though we have the power to restrict illegal activity such as identity impersonation on Blogger, we're not going to and you can't make us, There's nothing you can do about it.


We take no responsibility for our ineptitude or general lack of foresight when we instituted this site.

In short, we will make no effort whatsoever to rectify any of these inherent problems now, or at any time, in the near or distant future.

However, we wrote you a nice note back with a friendly greeting, which should suffice to make us appear responsive, along with the standard bullshit that hides behind the first amendment to the Constitution.

(Actually, we enjoy watching this shit because we got tired of watching porn, playing with our Star Wars action figures, and playing quarters in the back room instead of repairing one of our servers, and we decided to watch someone be harrassed for fun!)

Otherwise, haveanicedaybuhbyenow:)

Blogger

Do ya like MY "freedom of expression?" But...have a nice day.:)