What a surprise! Suddenly, Osama's Back! Grab Your Plastic and Your Duct Tape;)

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(BTW, for the intelligence-impaired, this post is written in that "crazy new style" called sarcasm...look it up.)

So...let's see...

Petraeus didn't get the reaction they were going for with his report, nobody's really happy with him from any perspective along the political spectrum; a report chosen to be done on an emotionally charged day for effect...though no correllation has ever been found conclusively between Iraq and Osama bin Laden OR that Iraq ever had weapons of mass destruction.

.... then a huge antiwar protest in D.C. occurs last week.

Suddenly, what a freakin' coincidence! Is it? Yes, I believe it is! There's the face that "strikes fear in the hearts of all Americans" all over the news... again....Osama bin Laden! AAAAK! (Again...sarcasm, people.)

......it's curious that we don't seem to care much what Osama bin Laden's doing until the popularity polls for the war are down, do we? ;)

I can hear it now...

James Earl Schlub says: "Well, golllll damn, Betsy....there's dat funny-lookin' A-rab feller with a sheet on his head again, the one who killed on them people on 9/11? Where's he been, that sneaky critter, I almost forgot about him.

Wait, didn't The Lord's Holy Henchman, Dubya, tell us.......wuddn't he like...the King of Eye-Rock or something and that's why we're there?

Yeah, that General Patsy-Us was talking about them EvilDoers in Eye-Rock on the TEE vee, last week.

DAMN that Evil Eye-Rock with their...evil...eyes...tryin' to be' all...evil....and stuff. Honey, get my checkbook and my shotgun..."

Betsy Lou Schlub says: OMG!!!....*Mia Farrow-fist-in-mouth*... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...oh, hep me, lil sweet baby Jesus lying in your manger! Hep me, Dwight D. Eisenhauer, hep me General Patton! Hep me Joseph McCarthy...hep me Andrew McCarthy!!! Whatta we do, daddy, whatta we do???

Southernspeak4 says: Well, Schlubs, let's all run right out and buy our plastic and duct tape *eye roll* (....which would perhaps protect me from all rational thought, but certainly not against Anthrax).

I wish we WOULD go after OBL for a change, instead of Iraq, there's a novel idea...since it IS called the "war on terrorism" and he was the actual terrorist.

"Men of God"... chosen leaders to fight the "evildoers?" I think not...

"Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves. Ye will know them by the fruits of their labor... " Matthew 7:16

Dudes....this fruit you keep feeding us costs a bundle and it tastes like crap, it's rotten...and going to get it is killing our young. Were not even sure why we're still eating this shit or ever were. In fact, the only people that seem to enjoy this shit are the oil companies and...well, YOU and your buddies.:)

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"Uh, this is Captain Elizabeth Swan, speaking to you from the Friendly, Tolerant Skies (mostly) of Moderately Liberal Airlines...

Just a friendly reminder to fasten your seat belts, ladies and gentleman...

...and put your tray tables in their upright and locked positions....

we're coming in for a landing....

......it's time for social change...."

At last.

:)